Ask me no questions, (and) I'll tell you no lies spoken language
Don't ask me questions about that topic because I will probably lie.
When he was about to ask me, I told him "ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies."
A: Can you tell me what happened to her? B: Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
White lie
Used to imply that someone is acting as if he or she is demure, innocent, sincere or reserved but they may be not
To be dishonest or deceptive and no one can believe
How's it going?; how are you?
This phrase has been listed in the Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs, this saying recurs throughout 150 years of English literature, from Oliver Goldsmith’s She Stoops to Conquer (1773), in which the lies are “fibs,” to George Bernard Shaw’s Man and Superman (1903).
To be very wet
Because of forgetting bringing an umbrella, I look like a drowned rat when it rains.