Not if I see you first idiom
There is a funny response for saying goodbye.
This phrase is often used in the case of avoiding greeting someone first when seeing him/her on the street.
A: "I'm going, Jerry, see you later." B: "Not if I see you first."
A: "I will see you the week after next." B: "Not if I see you first. Oh, I'm just kidding."
"See you after work," she greets me cheerfully. "Not if I see you first," I whisper.
Said when you want to shake hands with someone as a greeting or an agreement
To move quickly up and down and from side to side, typically in an attempt to avoid hitting or being hit by something
To keep a reasonable distance from someone or something; avoid someone or something
Stay far away; avoid someone or something, or doing something
Used to indicate that helping each other or working together toward the same goal will have advantages for everyone who is involved
The relationship between fashion and film is that one hand washes the other and both wash the face.